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A Press Release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Indianapolis, Indiana: After many years of debate, the NCAA has finally given into what student athletes for years have been clamoring for: more snacks.

For Division I athletes of both men and women alike, orange slices and Sunny D will be provided to the players for immediate consumption after each game, set, or match. Said snacks will be provided by the Coach's [wife, husband, significant other]. Players are not to complain if given apples instead of oranges and Capri Sun's instead of Sunny D.

Lower Divisions of Athletics [see Division II and Division III] will also receive snacks, but drinks will not be provided.

This release also contains a few rule changes and announcements for other major college sports.

As it once was in Little League and other sports played as a child, all players must participate in at least 1/3 of the game. All student athletes deserve at least this much, in fairness of sportsmanship. And sharing.

In correlation to this, sc…

Afternoon (but no delight)

*A quick disclaimer. The following blog will not be about the song "Afternoon Delight" and it will not be about sex in the afternoon (or lack there of). Just letting everyone know before the wacky ideas start flying. This blog just needed a title. Don't judge me.

As we move into the second week of April, I was weighing many topics of which I wanted to write on. Or about. While my mind is constantly producing ideas and a mash up of ridiculous thoughts, for today I settled on doing something I hadn't written about in awhile. Me. More specifically, just a quick update on the writing of which I'm doing and perhaps other things. Mostly the writing.

I have not completed a new full length play over a year. I have re-written my first original screenplay The True Life and have submitted that to a couple of different places. One place actually provided feedback on the script. Though it was rejected, the script has definitely come along over the years and the fe…